I’ve Got a Wii (Ft. “I Am T-Pain” App)
Entry for the I Am T-Pain contest from Smule – a parody of the Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat”.
If you have an iPhone and don’t have this app, you’re missing out.
And…
I’m Tradin’ Stocks Parody
Our econ final to the tune of “I’m On A Boat” from SNL.
Keep in mind we wrote the lyrics in 10 minutes, filmed it in a couple hours and edited in a couple hours.
Lyrics:
Oh damn, get your mouses ready it’s about to go up.
Everybody in the place hit the damn trading deck,
But stay on your motherf*cking toes.
We runnin’ this… let’s go.
I’m tradin’ stocks, I’m tradin’ stocks.
Everybody look at me cuz I’m tradin’ all these stocks.
I’m tradin’ stocks, I’m tradin’ stocks.
Take a good hard look at my motherf*cking ‘folio.
I’m tradin’ stocks motherf*cker, take a look at me.
Straight bankin’ on these stocks in the NYE.
Bustin’ 5 Gs, money fillin’ up my pocks’
You can’t stop me motherf*cker cuz I’m tradin’ stocks.
Take a picture trick, I’m tradin’ stocks b*tch.
We drinkin’ Santana champ’ cuz it’s so crisp.
I got my suit on and my plastic ready.
I’m printin’ money, you at Kinko’s straight printin’ copies.
I’m ridin’ on the market, sellin’ bonds and sh*t.
It’s goin’ up and down gettin’ e’rybody all scurred.
But this ain’t investopedia, it’s as real as it gets.
I’m tradin’ stocks motherf*cker, don’t you ever forget.
I’m tradin’ stocks and
I’m makin’ bank and
I’ve got a green themed treasury… bond?
I’m the king of the world, makin’ money like Soros,
if you’re on the short then you’re sure not me-oh.
Get the f*ck up this stock is real.
F*ck dealin, I trade stocks motherf*cker.
F*ck drugs, I roll bills motherf*cker
I’m on the net with my boys, motherf*cker.
Computer fan makin’ noise motherf*cker.
Hey Ben if you could see me now,
Arms spread wide on top of the DOW.
Gonna ride these stocks to the roof somehow.
Like Nike………………….. Just do it.
Yeah.. Never thought I’d be makin’ dough,
cuz of econ I’m in the know.
Aposhian (our teacher’s name) look at me. [woah]
Never thought I’d see the day,
All this bling be comin’ my way.
Believe me when I say,
I bought a mermaid.
I’m tradin’ stocks, I’m tradin’ stocks.
Everybody look at me cuz I’m tradin’ all these stocks.
I’m tradin’ stocks, I’m tradin’ stocks.
Take a good hard look at my motherf*cking ‘folio.
[Random Shorty Noises]
